You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on
Skinheads (1989) / Vallankumouksen sotilaat / Kamras Film Agency
AJETUT PÄÄT. NENÄRENKAAT. PELOTTAVAT TATUOINNIT. KYLMÄ PAHUUDEN KATSE SILMISSÄÄN.
ILMAN KUNNIOITUSTA IHMISELÄMÄÄ TAI TOISIAAN KOHTAAN HE ETSIVÄT JA TUHOAVAT KAIKEN MIKÄ ON HEILLE UHKANA!
Godzilla (1954). French poster by A. Poucel.
Elsa Fräulein SS (1977) / Nazzi-Elsa / Big Partner
ELSA KOLMANNEN VALTAKUNNAN SUURIN HUORA, OLI JULMA JA SÄÄLIMÄTÖN. HÄNEN NAUTINTONSA OLI KIDUTTAA… HÄN KÄYTTI MIEHIÄ HYVÄKSEEN JA TAPPOI HEIDÄT SEN JÄLKEEN RAA’ASTI!
'fucking mondays are a piece of shit and I hate them' -garfield
UGH! You have to give up and try something new or else you will drive yourself crazy. This weekend is SPX! I will be there at Topatoco’s table. Then, the next monday Pinocchio starts up and Gunshow goes tuesdays and thursdays, so you get something every week day. Okay! Bye!
From my cold dead hands.
Official artworks of Mario’s journey in Super Mario World (1990).
look at all he’s done for you
Oh, right, these arts are from the strategy guide that I bought when my parents said I couldn’t have an SNES for Christmas, and so I memorized the entire thing so I could live the experience of Super Mario World vicariously, only for my parents to get me an SNES anyway, and for me to be incredibly bored as I played through the entire thing because I knew every damn thing.
Still have that guide.
I like how terrified Mario looks in all of these, and also how Luigi shows up in the first one all “No Idea. I’m out.”
Popeye | 1980 | dir. Robert Altman
R.I.P. Robin Williams, 1951-2014
To Have and Have Not | 1944 | dir. Howard Hawks
"Hey Slim, are you still happy?"
"What do you think?"
R.I.P. Lauren Bacall, 1924-2014
“Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”
Today’s mood, in delightful .gif format.